impala-enterprise:

zuzuhiddles:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

Nobody say a word

sAY SOMETHING

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england:

france:

hi im here to colonize *points at canada* thats mine

haha about that,

(Source: fruks)

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kerrsplat:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

That is a serious burn for a LOT of movies.  I’m not sure we have enough burn cream for this.

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Important things in life

thetachibabe:

  • Tall boys
  • Boys who swim
  • Boys with green eyes
  • Boys with super cute smiles
  • Boys with beautiful back muscles
  • It’s Makoto Tachibana
  • Makoto Tachibana is so important
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bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

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My bros and I were out walking around until 11:30. As a fifteen year old I don’t think I have ever been out so late in my life

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ass-butt-fallen-angel:

stiles2014:

i hate it when my “friends” just dismiss something i’m really passionate about like “oh you’re talking about that again” like shut up don’t ruin this for me do you know how many times i’ve pretended to care or even genuinely tried to get interested in what you like????? the least you could do is fake it rather than making me feel like a burden

This is one of the most hurtful things friends do

(Source: elizabethoslen)

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